green dick

A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.

That bitch gave me green dick

by RKTrueluck August 7, 2004

Daddy Dick

Made famous by the movie Baby Boy, staring Tyrese Gibson, Ving Rhames, Snoop Dogg, and Omar Gooding.

Jody: You love that daddy dick?

Yvette: OH MY GOD... I LOVE THAT DADDY DICK!!!!!!

Jody: Yea girl you love that daddy dick.

by bigg rawb May 30, 2008

Silly Dick

1. A man's penis that bounces back and forth during an erection and makes silly squeaking noises.

2. A penis with jokes written on it.

1. My silly dick wakes me up every morning.

2. I took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly dick.

by Fart Mcbitch August 20, 2009

Goblin Dick

A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.

"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."

by Dringman December 10, 2009

Flipping Dick

This is the act over overreacting to a minor situation. Someone who flips dick often could be considered a douchebag or an asshole.

Billy: GODDAMNIT! WHO THE F*** STOLE MY GAMEBOY?!?
Dave: Whoa! Why are you flipping dick?

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

Sloppy Dick

when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!

girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick

by fcgilf September 22, 2008

Dick-knocker

1. A complete moron.

2. One who frustrates others, male or female

You smashed my car you dick knocker

by Benjamin Llama August 14, 2005