Death Salsa

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.

Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.

by chocodile November 10, 2019

Death Grip

Whenever you put your thumb in your lady friend's asshole and your finger in her vagina, and proceed to pinch as hard as possible

Guy 1: Ew why does your hand smell like that?
Guy 2: I gave my hoe the death grip

by adnutor June 9, 2023

Pre Near Death Experience

A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.

My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.

by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021

Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024

Death on Wheels

a vehicle, especially a car, that is perceived as being dangerous, reckless, or prone to causing accidents, often due to its speed, aggressive driving style, or poor condition.

“You see how that nigga crashing out?” That nigga death on wheels.

by OGKush556 March 14, 2025

Negneg Death

two digit number of death on kda(kill, death, assist)

Omg you have negneg death you have to get better!

by chakra 21 August 4, 2021

The Duke of Death

The Duke of death aka “Daddy Shitpost”
Is a mythical being known to very few people if you see this legendary being be sure that you do not provoke them they have the power of every known shitposter alive at their command

Person 1: oh no it’s the Duke of death
Person 2: just don’t provoke them and you’ll be fine

by intorec July 24, 2022