Des Hasler

A God amongst men. Intellectually gifted with a flare for unorthodox creativity, he is the GOAT you want leading your rugby league club. Always integrating puns in his speech, the madlad's humour is unrivalled. A supreme alpha male in every way, the last thing you'd want him to be is your father-in-law. Don't be fooled by his natural charm; he'll give you an almighty spray if step out of line. It's Des' world, and we merely bear witness to his glory. Go Manly.

- "Wow, look at how Des Hasler has transformed the club after the departure of that simp Trent Barrett. What an alpha."

- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."

- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."

- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."

- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "

by BradleyPorker69 June 3, 2020

de-prioritize

reshuffle the importance of objectives in the list one sets first

Administration managers rely in their planning on the previous feedback that they may de-prioritize previous objectives, and new planning is brought forth that new objectives are now the priority.

by Linguabridge LB.Beirut Lebanon December 18, 2016

Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Dar uma de Coates

To score the last-minute goal;
To secure the dub at the last chance;

Diogo is going to dar uma de Coates at K Urban Beach by pulling a hot brunette before closing time.

by gomazilla March 5, 2021

De Gouveia

The De Gouveia’s or DG also referred to as simply Mafia, is a criminal society and criminal organization originating on the island of Madeira and dates back to the mid-20th century. It is a family association which sell their protection and arbitration services under.

DG core activities are protection and racketeering, the arbitration of disputes between criminals, and the organizing and oversight of illegal agreements and transactions.

Onde houver oportunidade, o De Gouveia lá estará

by Sjeiei January 17, 2025

Troll de Taco

Another name for a ladies clitoris. Under the right conditions, the Troll de Taco will make an appearance and convince it's she-owner to open the flood gates. The Troll de Taco is very demanding and sensitive, trying to negotiate with it too quickly or missing the obvious cues may ruin your chances of a second introduction.

Amanda was so impressed by Tom's well defined pectoral muscles, she insisted that her Troll de Taco meet his hole pole.

by fusterclucker February 8, 2014

Paristower de trou inférieur

When you are skydiving over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, and you can't move your body, and as you land, the Paris tower pierces through your anus-hole while you helplessly sit there.

Cory: Bro.. did you hear what happened to ben?
Luke: Yeah man.. He got a paristower de trou inférieur..

by We can officially be friends. August 26, 2025