by Weedstagram March 17, 2014
A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top
by Dark Thiqq boy September 28, 2020
When you need to show people that you mean what you say and your not changing you mind no matter what,Even all the stupid fuckers in the world can understand this once it's been served up.
That cheeky bastard just asked if I could help him get a bottle of 7up from the top shelf
(What you say)
Gave him a massive slice of fuck off cake and told him to wait for his brothers to turn up.
(Yeah I'm scared of midgets too mate there always in a fucking gang)
(What you say)
Gave him a massive slice of fuck off cake and told him to wait for his brothers to turn up.
(Yeah I'm scared of midgets too mate there always in a fucking gang)
by A-Cupid-stunt April 02, 2016
Similar to raining on my parade, or shitting on my dreams (stronger than the former, weaker than the latter)
I really want to go to the Pitfall concert!
Well, too bad, it is all sold out already.
Why do you always have to step on my cake??
Well, too bad, it is all sold out already.
Why do you always have to step on my cake??
by plsdontsteponmycake November 07, 2022
When your having sex you stuff your girls pussy with cheese, then have sex with her and cum on the cheese that is inside her pussy. You then take it out and you both eat it.
Dude “I made some Wisconsin Cheese Cake with your mom last night, she loved it. We saved some for you.”
Bro “Dude, cmon you know that only I’m aloud to do that to my mom.”
Bro “Dude, cmon you know that only I’m aloud to do that to my mom.”
by xxxbigtityfucker69 December 02, 2019
When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
by JTabd July 11, 2023
Chiller Baby Cakes are the virtual cakes of chilling. They are used to express a chill situation, or acceptance and acknowledgement of something as chill.
Person 1: I'm going to study, what about you?
Person 2: I'm going to go bake some Chiller Baby Cakes.
Person 1: I'm going to go order pizza and have a 24 marathon.
Person 2: Chiller Baby Cakes!
Person 2: I'm going to go bake some Chiller Baby Cakes.
Person 1: I'm going to go order pizza and have a 24 marathon.
Person 2: Chiller Baby Cakes!
by Daniel'sBabyCakes January 18, 2011