can I use the restroom

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.

Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.

by Hiness303 May 3, 2021

can i tip through the app

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

by saltlickcity October 24, 2017

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”

by Yourlocalcluegiver777 February 2, 2024

drink so we can drink

(v) people who are broke that go out to bars anyway and wait for someone to get up from their stool so they can swig on their unsupervised drinks. They typically move from area to area so the can't be pinned down by a waitress or bartender and be discovered to be broke

My girlfriend got up from the bar to go to the bathroom when some guy tried to drink so we can drink. Little did he know that I was with her so I prevented the crime

by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009

can anyone hear me

help me please i cant escape HE'S GETTING CLOSER HELP HELP-F POJHMNOGH BIJKSDHADVHUIJE,FKED

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by majizinga December 6, 2021

I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)

Easy, ready, willing, overtime
Where does it stop
Where do you dare me
To draw the line
You've got the body
Now you want my soul
Don't even think about it
Say no go

I, I 'll do anything
That you want me to do
And I'll do almost anything
That you want me to, ooh

But I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
No, I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do

I can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that

I can go for being twice as nice
I can go for just repeating
The same old lines
Use the body
Now you want my soul
Ooh, forget about it
Now say no go

I, I'll do anything
That you want me to do
I'll do almost anything
That you want me to

But I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do

I can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that

Yeah, I, I'll do anything
That you want me to do
And I'll do almost anything
That you want me to

But I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do

I can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that
I can't go for that

No I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no no, no can do
I can't go for that, (no no no no) no I can't go for that

I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)
No can't do
I can't go for that (no no no no can't do)
I can't go for that
I can't go for that, yeah (no can do)
No, no, no, no, no, no

by Death Menace July 10, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>We Can Do The Same Thing<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025