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Small potatoes

A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
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Oh my mother's potatoes

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!
by jborg_arts March 1, 2020
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potato

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'
by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021
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Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
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Potato

by BigJBoi March 26, 2021
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Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions
Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus
by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019
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