Pussy Beard

A man's beard that smells like a vagina after performing oral on a woman.

"Babe, you need to wash your face...I can still smell your pussy beard."

by Khaleesidanaran November 4, 2015

pussy burglar

When a boy sneaks into a girl's house late at night without the girl's parent's knowledge. Instead of going after valuables like an average cat burglar, he's only interested in the girl's pants.

Tim: Dude, where were you last night?

Rob: Sorry, my girl had a burglar.

Tim: What?

Rob: Don't worry, it was just a pussy burglar - me that is.

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Jill: Why didn't you call me back last night?

Courtney: Sorry, I had a pussy burglar.

Jill: Oh, so Rob came over, gotcha.

by Derrick. H. March 6, 2008

pussy stamp

Wet spot left behind on a surface made by a sitting naked woman usually after sexual intercourse.

Hey bitch, you left a pussy stamp on my couch!!!

by soonerborntwerp October 18, 2012

Pussy throat

Pussy Throat
Püh•sêë•thrøw•t
Pu-ssy-throat (adj)

When you partake in an all night affair of eating vagina and wake up to a hoarse voice and scratchy throat. Symptoms may include but are not limited to: itchiness, irritation and possible phlegm on one's uvula. In severe cases one may experience partial paralysis of the tongue and mild jaw pain. If symptoms persist for more than 72 hours, please seek immediate medical attention.

Guy 1: "bro sounds like you came down with a cold."

Guy 2: "I know bro. Last night I was eating pussy like a boss and then I woke up with this lame ass shit!"

Guy 1: "damn bro! Sound like you got pussy throat! You SAVAGE AF!!!"

by AMKS September 22, 2016

weed and pussy

the formula to get your indie film into the Sundance film festival

My film was accepted into the Sundance film festival thanks to weed and pussy.

by Rowsdower, Zap February 26, 2014

Tiger Pussy

When a penis is inserted in a vagina, the vagina goes into a defensive state and clamps down making it impossible for your penis to escape the tunnel of doom.

or tiger pussied

Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

residual pussy

Sex resulting primarily from word of mouth.

Guy sleeps with Girl A, who tells her friend (acquaintance, classmate, co-worker) Girl B how good it was, thereby encouraging Girl B to sleep with said guy. The sex with Girl B is residual pussy.

by targetplayer April 13, 2011