fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

by Joy, Chrystal and Tory February 28, 2005

It's for your own good

Thing mostly said by an adult/parent

To justify controlling something that you percieve as wrong in your life because they want it that way.
Usually it is NOT for your own good, but just because they must force their will upon you.

Girl: what the hell, why are you not letting me talk to my friends

Mom: because they are giving you wrong ideas, it's for your own good

Girl: yeah right

by a.rando.online December 22, 2020

Good luck to yourself

When someone is passive aggressive and you've rejected them; substituted for "Go fuck yourself".

She: "I haven't dated in a long time and would rather be friends. Besides, you're a misogynist."
He: "That's totally fine. Good luck to yourself."

by BADiamond November 14, 2016

Good job team!

The exclamation after a job well done...well done at least.

after a group of people are gathered to complete a task. But ironically only one person does all the work.

mowwie: ..fucking Christ. finally done..

Wowwie: Good job team!

Mowwie: the fuck you talking `bout team? lazy som`bitch

by sympothetic botanist October 19, 2008

The Good Naybur Policy

1. Share anything you bagged within the last 72 hours
2. Share deh homeworkz
3. Share any and all baked goods
4. Punching is no good and offenders will be removed from the facility
5. Slapping each other like little bitches is fair game

Nerd #1: HAY NAYBUR. SHARE MEH SUMMA THAT SWEET ASS
Nerd #2: ROFFLEWAFFLE, NOWAI MEIN!
Nerd #1: Nuh Uh. According to rule number 1 of The Good Naybur Policy, you gotz to hand over deh goodz.

Nerd #2: d'awww ok. I'mma go jack off to hamstuh porn nao.

by BeeAyyEmmEff November 15, 2009

Good Story Stan

When an epic story is promised, but said story is long-winded, boring and leads only to a let-down.

Stan- "Oh my god guys, you won't believe what happened to me today!"
Other guy- "Oh! Yea??? Do tell!"
Stan- "I was trying to buy a coke from the machine, I put my money in and then I got the coke and then I drank the coke and it was gassy!!!"
Other guy- "Cool... and?"
Stan- "It was fizzy!"
Other guy- "Good story Stan!"

by Balls on Walls June 8, 2011

Good Girl Gregoria

An internet meme appearing on 4chan, Reddit, and other sites about the classiest guy around, called Good Guy Greg, inspired the users to give good girls the nickname Gregoria. The meme of Good Guy Greg involves a photo of a smiling, confident, stubbled guy smoking a joint and giving a friendly reassuring look toward the camera. On top of this photo, people will write of Good Guy Greg's classy deeds. He borrows your car and returns it with a full tank of gas. He parties with you on your birthday but never tells anyone about how you puked on yourself. He comes over for dinner and washes the dishes. He is better than you in every way, but never talks about it and makes you feel better about yourself instead.

Good Girl Gregoria is the female version of that guy.

Good Girl Gregoria: Borrows $5. Pays you back $10.

by Memory Lane January 5, 2012