Prairie Fire

A man takes down his pants to completely expose himself, preferably at a rehearsal dinner or similar formal event. He then proceeeds to light his pubic hair on his genetalia on fire. He then pays it out with his hands to extinguish, much like stomping out an accidental prairie fire. Note: if attempted it’s best to have a spotter ready with a beer to extinguish.

Could you believe that prairie fire? I doubt his wife is happy. He took it all the way down to the roots. That smell of burnt pubes is absolutely unmistakable.

by FCDubbs August 28, 2022

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trumpster fire

n. Massive destructive melt-down.

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If they try to oust Putin it will trigger a trumpster fire.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2020

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Fired in the Hole

I was late for work because my butt wouldn't stop. They wanted me to be honest as to why I was late AGAIN. I told them my butt was in command, diarrhea, cha, cha cha. So they fired me from the rat hole for having to obey my half an hour of fire in my hole.

I was "fired in the hole." My butt was in control this morning cause I had Mexican food last night. I was fired from my job for being late. I was fired from that rat hole for having fire in my hole.

by Ms. Spot On May 31, 2017

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Dry-fire

When you shoot up your drugs without adding water to them. Instead of water, you let your blood fill the syringe and mix with the back-loaded drugs before injecting them.

I don't have any clean water to shoot up with. Guess I'll just dry-fire it again.

by SunnyDeaux July 7, 2024

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