Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

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butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

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couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

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Potatoes

Why anybody ever continues to live.

Potatoes are the meaning of life.

by anonymous February 18, 2022

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Potato

The love of my life. My cousin.

I wanna fuck potato

by Potato Jesus March 7, 2017

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Get the Potatomug.

The most amazing group of people who ever walked the earth. The potatos wander around doing rando things. They are French fry, tater tot, potato chip, potato battery, potato gnocchi, hash brown, and sweet potato. They merchandise with many potato 🥔 themed things.

There has never been and never will be a group of friends quite like the potatos.

by Potato battery September 29, 2022

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