by Marshallg1 June 05, 2023
by Topside88 January 05, 2019
Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 04, 2023
by EliD916 March 15, 2017
Its like a way to say your the "most retarded man alive" but in a shorter way as in "retard man alive"
Bro I was talking to Sarah the other way and the way she was looking at me she probably thought I was retard man alive.
by ciralmanalive April 09, 2024
by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021