Mukha kang planeta

insult; Filipino for “you look like a planet”; commonly used to insult your fat friends.

Fat friend: You look like a rat!
You: Mukha kang planeta!!
Your Filipino friends: OHHHH SHIT HE CALLED U A FUCCIN PLANET

by DMGP2 October 15, 2019

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National Kiss A Softball Player Day

the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)

its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day

by bigdaddyhack18 October 30, 2019

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playne • player • Played • player hater • plane • payne • plainedge • Planet • planetcatus • played out

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020

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Doing a Payne

Saying you’ll be right back, but never actually coming back.

Man, Thomas is doing a Payne.

by Purple King April 10, 2020

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the wannabe player

Someone who tries to be a player but fails horribly. Feeds the same bullshit to the same people, and they put 2 and 2 together. Full of lies and creates a whole fake persona depending on the person with them knowing what they’re really like.

He feeds his insecurities by being a wannabe player.

Fuck the wannabe player

by Opheliax2 October 8, 2020

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