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Pissing like a Dentist

The term for a time during drinking when you suddenly need the toilet near constantly even if you have just been (also known as "breaking the Piss-barrier") Can also be applyed to non-alcohol related constant toilet trips but is mainly used describing when under the influence and alcohol is the cause.
Dan: Where do you keep dissapearing off to every 2 minutes.
Sam: Cant help it im pissing like a dentist!

or

Jason: Lets get in here.
Josh: Nah look at the queue lets go somewere else quick i feel like im gonna start pissing like a dentist!
by mEDan September 19, 2009
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pissed like a potato

Means your really, really drunk. Preferably off Some sort of vodka.
"man, Im pissed like a potato."
by KIKI274 September 15, 2007
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The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.
Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.
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Cat Piss Drinker

An individual who enjoys only the finest of feline fluids. Someone who is just a heavily troubled individual with deep seeded problems.
Koko is such a Cat Piss Drinker, always throwing away his pay check on e-girls. I hope he can get it together and get out of his mother’s basement.
by The Actual Worst April 27, 2021
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No Piss The Bed September

An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies
Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!
by garnfeld October 6, 2020
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gentlemans piss-fruit

the quite stupendous display of ejaculated cream from the lads big cock.
guy 1 ' hey man, I was sooo gagging last night'

guy 2 ' you fuck your bitch up?'

guy 1 'yeh, she got gentlemans piss-fruit in the face'
by hank grolok March 7, 2012
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Lay down and piss

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably
Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day
by Replacement Devin August 16, 2011
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