Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 22, 2009

Pig in a blanket

When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.

Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "

by Arandomuserforreall February 16, 2023

i edited a peppa pig episode

A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.

i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid

by Power476 December 15, 2020

Sock pig

A guy (usually gay) that enjoys sniffing another guys stinky socks or socked feet during anal/oral sex.

Tom is such a sock pig, after sex he keeps the dude’s stinky socks to sniff when jerks later.

by Sockguy August 9, 2021

Slam pig

A girl you fuck only as a last resort.

I was drunk and out of options so I went over to Krystal’s, she’s just a slam pig.

by Jack Attack is Wack September 3, 2019

gin pig

The gin pig can fly and is the son of Lorayna and savannah, they had hard raw seggs to make the gorgeous gin pig

Gin pig is gorgeous

by classicwaterbottle December 4, 2020

Running the pig farm

A term used for a person who exclusively pursued romantic or sexual relationships with law enforcement officers.

Have you heard from Becky?
No, she’s really been running the pig farm lately.

by justjokeshere August 12, 2022