hump muffin

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

Stud Muffin

A man who is intended to hang around with a lesbian couple, often bakers. He also is particularly muscular and sexually active.

George is a stud muffin, and works with the cakeslags.

by Joe diddy March 31, 2025

Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

fluffer muffin

fluffer muffin is a popular micro caleb silkposter in the silksong community known for their kindness and self-awareness...
they had high-quality photoshoped silkposts and the kindness of Nu/Injuryexpert2656 and consistent phase

fluffer muffin is a peak silkposter

by Choice_Echo June 6, 2025

Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

Dung-Muffin

A liar/trickster but most of all a disappointment.

Politicians are all dung-muffins they never stand true to their words.

by Beefcase_of_doritos July 2, 2025

Biggie Muffin

Is what you call someone who is overweight a “player” (iykyk)

Wow! Johnathan is a Biggie Muffin!
Damn Daniel, You’re a Biggie Muffin!
I got 3 side bitches and I’m 270 lbs, I’m a Biggie Muffin
Damn! Mason got that Biggie Muffin energy

by BiggieBois27 July 5, 2025