satans piss water

Some fucked up shit, usually a dark color

A: What are you drinking?
B: satans piss water

by Hitlers grandmother May 27, 2016

white water rafting

When a woman of color (Usually african american) falls in love with, dates and/or has sexual relations with a white man.

Halle Barry and Billy Bob Thornton in the movie "Monster's Ball" is a perfect example of White water Rafting

by Aaron Jumpp November 11, 2007

water polo suit

A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.

Bro, you're water polo suit is too big. Where is your ass crack?

by RiceKrispies November 16, 2013

Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

Jamaican Water Fountain

When a man is receiving oral sex, he proceeds to look down and yell "hey man" in a deeply Jamaican accent. At this point, the girl looks up in confusion. This is where the man takes out his dick, slaps her in the face with it, then pisses on her face and walks out.

I was giving this guy head and thought he enjoyed it before he pulled a Jamaican Water Fountain.

by shuntman April 15, 2009

water buffalo

Inept computer user, inexperienced computer user

that water buffalo hits cntrl alt del to start their computer

by ant September 14, 2004

Stump Hole Water

Another name for moonshine.

Hey Ed, gimme some of that stump hole water.

by Fernando22 April 19, 2009