I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
by a meme definition October 09, 2023
"@Rap she won't let u hit dude"
by Reels commenter December 07, 2023
When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device
by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019
"poop"
*gets mad*
*laughs*
"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"
*gets scared, runs away lickety split*
*gets mad*
*laughs*
"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"
*gets scared, runs away lickety split*
by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021
by Richie__Rich March 17, 2016
It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”
Hit me where I don’t gaf
by Darren Upchurch September 08, 2021
To have sex with someone you have never had sex with before.
A different take on the term Unique Hit used to show website visits from new/unique users, as opposed to those who frequent the site.
A different take on the term Unique Hit used to show website visits from new/unique users, as opposed to those who frequent the site.
I could have hooked up with John again, but I was working on a Unique Hit.
Man, I got so many Unique Hits last week!
Man, I got so many Unique Hits last week!
by Angulique September 08, 2009