ghost jizz

1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself

"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"

"shit i got ghost jizz on me"

"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"

by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013

ghost feds

An elite task force armed to the teeth with laser pointers, x-rays, projectors, phone taps, and small audio recording devices. The use drastic military tactics to give themselves probable cause to harass tweakers

Those shadow people weren't the drugs it was the goddamn ghost feds. You're not tweaking your phone is actually tapped the ghost feds are at it again

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

Ghost anniversary

the date on which an event occurred in some previous year, but the event is something that doesn't exist anymore and haunts you.

Today is the Ghost anniversary of my first relationship.

by pbsh July 4, 2018

Ghost gag

When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.

Tina "I like giving head! His dick is too small!"

Stephanie "just ghost gag that shit"

by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017

Ghost Bowl

When you go to smoke a bowl and it’s empty.

*hits bowl and inhales lighter gas* “WTF!!, Why didn’t you re-pack the bowl? You left me a ghost bowl”

by N3RM September 16, 2022

Anal Ghost

When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.

Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.

by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016

ghost toke

smoking the resin build up from an empty bowl or bong.

"man, i was couldn't get any chronic yesterday, so i had to hit ghost tokes"

by that roode guy October 20, 2009