A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
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A) been raped by a hardcore dancer,
B) been kicked in the face / embarassed in front of his girlfriend,
or
C) tried to do it but been ridiculed for being too fat while wearing a pantera/metallica shirt, then falcon kicked in their fat faces.
D) been too scared to go in a mosh pit since their stupid asses were kicked by a hardcore kid.
FUCK MOSHING.
such moves include the windmill, 2step, the Angry Kitty, back-kick, donkey-kick (hella hard)
A) been raped by a hardcore dancer,
B) been kicked in the face / embarassed in front of his girlfriend,
or
C) tried to do it but been ridiculed for being too fat while wearing a pantera/metallica shirt, then falcon kicked in their fat faces.
D) been too scared to go in a mosh pit since their stupid asses were kicked by a hardcore kid.
FUCK MOSHING.
such moves include the windmill, 2step, the Angry Kitty, back-kick, donkey-kick (hella hard)
Mosher
FUCK HARDCORE DANCING!
hxC dude
*falcon kick to the face, make out with said moshers girlfriend*
HxC dude
FAGGG
FUCK HARDCORE DANCING!
hxC dude
*falcon kick to the face, make out with said moshers girlfriend*
HxC dude
FAGGG
by yadaddyho June 22, 2011
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