Cream Pot Pie

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.

Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.

by Redmeat May 6, 2023

Bumper cream

The ball sweat that builds up between 2 gay dudes having butt sex, and combines into a thick creamy substance

Yo, Dale, clean up our bumper cream before it stains the sheets!

by Think4yourslf May 6, 2023

Memphis Cream Pie

The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.

Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!

by chowderboi1911 May 8, 2023

Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..

I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...

by I'm more articulate than you May 12, 2023

Cream Share

When you would have a threesome with two men and get them to cream at the same time making them cream share

Dude I would totally have a “cream share” with Mikey and Chase

by daddiesgirlypops May 12, 2023

Christ Cream

when he waves his dick in the shape of a cross while he cums on your face with rosary beads in one hand and repeating the lords prayer.

I want that Christ cream

by christcreamer May 15, 2023

Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 1, 2023