crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 21, 2018

Crack whore

Eva Warren

Eva warren woke up 20 minutes before leavening and turned up to college looking like a crack whore

by Notttavailableeee December 3, 2019

crack

Summarized, from Wikipedia:

(Software) Cracking, is the modification of software to remove or disable features. (usually copy protection aka DRM)

P1: hey dude my game still won't work even with the crack
P2: you forgot the steam emulator
P1: oh

by moosetwin November 7, 2022

Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

cracked

to have sexual intercourse with someone

"yeah me and liz cracked last night"
"I really want to crack her"

by wassup_emigger July 30, 2025

crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 14, 2004