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Chris

The perfect man. As time goes on, he gets better and better like fine wine. He’s honorable, kind, humorous, intelligent, affectionate, scrumptious, a leader, God-fearing, multi talented, selfless, patient, a safe space, the list goes on. He is the type of guy that everyone values and respects. He’s a great friend to all. He brings the table. Lucky is the girl that gets him.
Chris is mine
by Milagros03 January 7, 2024
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Chris

Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.
Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*
by BigBoo69 February 13, 2020
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Chris Buescher

The 30 year old from prosper texas.
He drives the #17 Fastenal Ford mustang in the NASCAR Cup series
Ol' Chris Buescher must have ate his wheaties this morning - Corey LaJoie
by Ayrtonthefoxyfucker January 2, 2024
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Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.
BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned
by AssumptionsKill June 5, 2018
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Chris

His drip is hard it rains
Dude look Chris drip so hard it started raining 🥶
by Alexsmokesrice March 3, 2021
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chris

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. a fucken pussy, the biggest drama queen. TOXIC WASTE NEED TO GET RID. gaslighter. fucken bitch. will NEVER ADMIT HE IS WRONG. god complex. full of weird fetishes. needs to find another hobby..... PLEASE LEAVE TATI ALONE. thank you. going into teaching for the kids. flawed human. somethings need to be worked on.
chris thinks he is a god.
by devmilflarge February 19, 2022
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Chris

Probably the kindest and prettiest person you'll ever meet.Chris is caring and handsome.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you find a Chris,do anything to keep him,he'll definitely make you believe in love again!
Person A:Hey look Chris is comin'
Person B:Ohh,"smiles",I think I like him
by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022
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