fag bag

A derogatory term used by men to describe a carry-all bag held by another man. It seems as though a man's sense of manliness is enhanced only by accusing other men of being sissies. Gunslingers wore purses, no one is accusing them of being siisyboys.

"Hey, you, sissyboy! Nice fag bag you got there!"
"BLAM!!!! One less small-minded jerk in the world!"

by gadjitfreek July 24, 2006

corn bag

Meaning a giant fucking piece of shit; a fucker; assclown; nicaragua; a fucktard.

I get your hand out of my ass crack, you corn bag, eat me.

by mr poopshot November 6, 2005

Shit Bagged

Def 1. When you find yourself in a bad predicament.

Def 2. When you get hit in the face by a big bag of shit.

Def 3. When your so shitfaced, you shit yourself

Sentence 1: (Nick): We have our biochem test tuesday.
(Dave): Shit bagged.

Sentence 2: That nig shit bagged me.

Sentence 3: I drank too much last night, I even shit bagged my pants.

by Shit bagged March 28, 2010

fag-bag

a cross between a faggot and a doche bag. Somebody who is a true tool, asshole, dickweed, queer, and jerk-off. This person is the king or queen of every person who sucks at life.

Man, jack is such a fag-bag. he thinks that he is so cool, but nobody likes him, and hehas no friends.

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

meat bag

A slow moving, corpse-like human ('zombie'), often to be found in malls and shopping centres. Example comment: 'Are you serving?'; 'What it is is, like, y'know'

'The doors are open for trade, here comes a meat bag'.

by apotetic August 24, 2006

dick bag

A tote in which you use to transport and carry dick.

Ashton Kutcher is a dick bag.

by Alanfuckin'T! December 24, 2008

in my bag

in a bad mood. keeping to yourself and not really wanting to communicate with anyone.

I haven't seen you in over a week!! where the hell have you been?!

I lost my job last week and I've just been in my bag.

by Nasihah February 27, 2008