Olivia Rodrigo song. I’ve got class and integrity, just like the goddamn Kennedy I swear, with love to spare I, I forgive and I forget, I know my age and I act like it, I’m a perfect all-american bitch.
by njppp November 29, 2023
Get the all-american bitchmug. soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out
american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms
by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021
Get the American dietmug. The act of pouring hot sauce along the vagina of a female and proceeding to "eat her out" then spitting the hotsauce out in her face.
Bro i didn't know sharon was a freak like that. We went back to her place and one thing led to another and we ended up doing an american charizard
by Thenewgenmen December 7, 2022
Get the American charizardmug. Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
by Simple fakts April 4, 2021
Get the American Footballmug. homie:yo
quiet kid: hi
homie:you ugly foo get rid of ya yeeyee ass haircut
quiet kid: bouta become a new american schools
homie: tf that mean?
quiet kid: time for the firing range
quiet kid: hi
homie:you ugly foo get rid of ya yeeyee ass haircut
quiet kid: bouta become a new american schools
homie: tf that mean?
quiet kid: time for the firing range
by mexicanfoxnigga March 3, 2021
Get the american schoolsmug. An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
Get the American Triathlonmug. Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!
Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
Get the Americans love the monarchymug.