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Tall Tough Tom

They are an absolute unit and a have an even bigger pp.
Matty is a tall tough Tom
by Tall Tough Tom February 26, 2022
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tom mardy

the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp
wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead
by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024
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Tom

Tom broke Poppy’s heat on Wednesday because he wanted to have some space away from her but he made his friend Liam brake up her for him
“Liam” Tom said
“Yes” Liam said
Can you break poppy up for me” Tom said
“Ok” Liam said
by TTV_TGP February 29, 2020
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Pooping Tom

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log
Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!
by Polarbearwizard April 10, 2023
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Tom

the guy with the biggest balls on earth, he will make you cum in 4 nanoseconds
"ahhh i came" said the girl
Tom did that
by bigppman256789 July 11, 2020
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024
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Tom

An alcoholic void eyes jehovah's witness who cries over a bass and stabs people with harpoons
Tom is a dick
by Tordloveshentai September 1, 2017
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