Two absolute lads with donkey cocks and voluptuous balls bouncing every time they absolutely clap cheeks. Big hugs to my absolute G (Ginger) and u be a pro masturbator!
by Absolute swaglord February 11, 2022

Basically one big molerat with one small...*ahem* pair of legs. Sams always there to make you smile even though you might not be in the best mood. He’s apparently got tones of friends and tones to say.
by Kitty.kitty. April 17, 2019

by Poseidon’s pener April 6, 2019

He is a kind and funny guy. He makes me laugh when I am down and laugh in general. He plays basketball and has lots of friends. He is very smart, almost too smart. He some times cheats on tests. He is an amazing guy. When he gets sad he will make the funniest / Cutest faces. He has the best laugh I have ever heard. So if you have met one keep him for life
Sam: are you ok?
Friend:
Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!
Friend:
Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!
by Lulu171723 December 17, 2019

by bvhvhbvjhvghv November 30, 2020

person 1:alinity fucked her dog again and still hasnt gotten banned
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams
by @yackyodd January 1, 2020
