Zoom broom

Eliminating the background distractions.

“Denise,” went the text from my boss last Sunday, “when we do the meetup with Amway could you please do a zoom broom on your so-called office -- jettison the vibrators, the pogo stick, the pink silk thingie hanging just on screen. The signed blowup of Bono from ’98 too. We don’t want Chris to think we’re wack. Oh, and could you make sure that snot-nosed Berry doesn’t poke her face in?”
“Shithead,” I replied under my breath, “It’s not Zoom, it’s WebEx. It's not Berry, it's Valley. Plus, I only accept texted managerial counsel of under 10 words.”

To prep for the interview (for the job he didn’t even want, but it would pay for tacos) Panda did a quick zoom broom in the study he “shared” with mama, backlighting the Mac and taking down the hanging hooked rug depicting a bald eagle descending upon a Hudson River ice floe. Darn these Zoom gigs, he thought, feeling pretty sure he’d have to shave his soul patch.

by Hifalutin! February 05, 2022

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Zoom Head

When you're on a Zoom meeting, and your girl gives you head.

"Hey bro did you understand the biology lecture yesterday?"
"Nah, I was too distracted getting some Zoom Head."
"Nice."

by Nosbig May 03, 2020

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Fighting Zoom

Excuse used when your friend says to you: DONT ENTER THE F.Z. which actually means (friend zone) when they're talking to a girl, but the girl asks what that means and you respond with the word "Fighting Zoom" which she thinks is a video game on super nintendo, but isn't!

Guy approaches Guy2+Girl: DONT ENTER THE FZ
Girl: Whats FZ?
Guy2: its fighting zoom 3 on super nintendo...duh

by mashmoosh March 10, 2010

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bing-zoom

the sound made after someone agrees to something they do not want to do.

Fine I'll go take out the trash! Bing-Zomm!

by CCpt. Obvious April 02, 2003

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Schnoodle Zoom

When a dog of the Schnoodle breed gets extremely excited and therefore has the uncontrollable urge to run as fast as it can throughout a given space until exhaustion.

Your dog Abbe is getting so excited! I bet she is going to do the Schnoodle Zoom.

by MPH1989 August 15, 2010

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