you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 13, 2022

just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

my mom says

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word

by 69 years ago July 05, 2021

can you help us with this?

What Urban Dictionary Asks You To Do (You Don’t Have To) After You Wrote A Definition.

Can You Help Us With This? I Can’t Decide Add It Keep Out

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 02, 2020

The You Can Think Pad

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook

Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

can you stop shaking the ladder

oh shit.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words.
can you stop shaking the ladder?

by i4ba6g4rigt February 27, 2024

Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.

"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."

by jillmcpail June 08, 2022

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 08, 2024