Fini wobbles

Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird”

“Bro, I knew you were gone when I saw the Fini wobbles come out”

by Forester select September 27, 2022

gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

wobbling-in-flight

Verb: 1. A man who is traversing stairs with an erection.
Adjective: 1. A person who claims to be straight, but is clearly bending in their sexuality as they interact with others

Verb: 1. My husband hit his tip on the handrail while he was wobbling-in-flight.
Adjective: 1. Did you see Cindy wobbling-in-flight as those girls walked by.

by Thogak July 7, 2018

Wobble pop

Wobble pop's are referred to as a beer.

When I get off work I love to drink a wobble pop.

by Maxk Daddy from Cincinatti March 30, 2022

wombat wobble

The act of stacking both hands in front of one’s mouth and proceeding to twist them in different directions to “play the didgeridoo”

Scott Morrison is great at the wombat wobble

by FlimgusBimgus May 3, 2022

wobbly nigga

A nigga that happens to wobble a lot

This wobbly nigga gonna fall over

by KsiekHNB September 15, 2023