It's been a long season without rain.

Haven't had any sex this year.

She was ugly, but I was drunk and It's been a long season without rain.

by Phauck-Q Dude May 15, 2016

count without the O

Count without the 'O' - a man with little morals

James - "Did you hear? Stephen mushroom stamped 3 Latvian gypsys in Prague while at his sisters piano concert"

Boris - "Hells teeth... that count without the O"

by SneakyT October 10, 2006

sex without the afterbitch

term used to describe something amazingly awesome

That Monster is like sex without the afterbitch!

by thatchikk798 June 11, 2009

Life Without a Helmet

Bronx, NY - based podcast featuring the gut bustingly funny unintentionally comedic musings of the four hosts Joe, Matt, Dave and Jr. They discuss a plethora of subjects from how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse to the length of Joe's ball sac. They often have friends on to promote music ventures, business grand openings or just to join in the skullduggery. Fans are encouraged to post questions on their Facebook page to be answered every week, as well as their weekly Urban Definition.

Derp- "Hey Jamie, do you listen to Life without a helmet? i hear they are available on iTunes!"
Jamie- "Yeah, i do. Even though one of them wants to sodomize DaVinci's mouth."

by HelmeteerNumeroUno September 22, 2012

No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.

I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life

by Jayceon David T February 13, 2018

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008