Wiener Cousins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Cousins when both are Wiener Brothers with the same third gentleman.
To further explain, if Jeeves and Jay have had both made love to the same woman, thus becoming Wiener Brothers, and Jay and Aaron have both made love to a second woman, creating a second Wiener Brothers relationship, then Aaron & Jeeves are Wiener Cousins through their shared relationship with Jay.

Jeeves: So I porked Chloe the other day

Jay: Yay! That means you're Wiener Brothers with Aaron! And he & I are Wiener Brothers, so now you and I are Wiener Cousins!

Jeeves: Honey I'm so happyyy!

Jay: Me too, buddy. Me too. Now all you need to do is have sex with your mum and you & I will be Wiener Brothers too!

by Reiquaza August 2, 2010

Wiener Mustache

Some guy putting his dong on some bitch's upper lip. Looks like a mustache made out of cold hard cock.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE! I'M GUNNA WAIT TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, AND I'M GUNNA GIVE YOU A WIENER MUSTACHE. THEN I'M GUNNA GUT YA LIKE A FISH AND RAPE THE CORPSE! BITCH!

by Butthole Brigade January 13, 2009

Wiener Face

1. A boy who is ugly.
2.A girl who is currently lebian or bi.

1. Andy, ur a wiener face, u ugly wiener face!
2.Mandy is a wiener face, she kisses girls.

by DJ ugly fugly March 17, 2009

The Lazy Wiener

When two ladies scissor with a man's penis in between their vaginas.

"So how'd the three-some go?"

"Oh, great. They gave the Lazy Wiener."

by The Noosch August 21, 2009

poopy wiener

a poopy wiener is a person that has poop on their wiener, or penis; this person is typically a faggot

Hey poopy wieners, you guys got poop on your wieners!

by Henry Fartbutthead May 9, 2006

robotic wiener

A giant mechinal penis that is driven to hydrolically fuck girls in the face even though its diameter is 2 feet

"AH! there's a robotic wiener attempting to do my face!"

by hott Cilf July 18, 2006

kny wiener

A boy with an exceptionally small, highly useless penis. May as well be a girl.

Cody is a kny wiener.
Trista fucked the kny wiener.

by Carissa247 October 31, 2007