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Weenis Clous

When you are trying to type"Weenis Cloud" but you are really really drunk and you keep spelling it "Weenis Clous" instead.
"Weenis Clous Problems!"
by FistpumpPushupChapstick October 25, 2011
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Weenie head

Weenie head is an insult primarily used by toddlers and highly unintelligent individuals. Weenie head means that one has a tiny penis and only thinks with it .
"Maddy," she yelled, "stop being such a weenie head!!! >:("

"Girls can be weenie heads too. Do not discriminate."

He knew that Trump was a big phat weenie head.
by Xenon_The_Toad_Purse June 25, 2020
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teenidis weenidis

a sudden, yet temporary condition where ones penis becomes incredibly small. This is usually due to extremely low temperatures or drug use.
After eating 8 E bombs and blowing 3 grams of coke, Andy had a severe case of teenidis weenidis.
by sin city bags July 30, 2009
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Sand Weenie

A person whos dick belongs on the botton of the ocean
Nerd: I just got my knight elf to lvl 85 in WoW!!!

Reg Guy: Just grab ur sand weenie and go home...

Nerd: N00B
by zman1396 September 22, 2011
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Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012
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Weenie

An extremely insecure person who most likely licks they balls in spare time. This person cares excessively about everything around them and tries hard for approval. He or she acts cool on the outside (or tries to) but in reality they are a true pussy at heart. A weenie needs to have a bestest friend and can never do things on his or her own. He or she has the tendency to be wrong or unjust all the time.
Look at that weenie-- he shits himself on the bench because he is afraid coach is gonna put him in.

You are such a weenie..two weeks ago you said you hated rap music, and now you like it? Get a life (and live it on your own)
by doeboyfresh1212 January 22, 2009
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big green weenie

yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.
by Uncircumsized Penis March 26, 2019
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