When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.
You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
Hey Al, how's it going?
Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.
Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.
Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
by Lifeeggs February 4, 2020
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John: Hey I haven't seen Caleb in a few days, know where he is?
Jack: Yeah last I heard he and his girlfriend were having a Roman Week
Jack: Yeah last I heard he and his girlfriend were having a Roman Week
by Centurion_Code May 12, 2016
Get the Roman Week mug.The lean week before pay day when the main groceries left in the pantry consists of Ramen soup and/or peanut butter.
Kids, you better enjoy this stew now because Ramenbutter Week starts Monday!
Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
Get the Ramenbutter Week mug.A week when all of your exes or old hook ups reappear in your life within one week. Usually happens a couple times a year, and can be in person, or by phone / social media.
I.e. when all your ghosts come back to haunt you
I.e. when all your ghosts come back to haunt you
Oh my God, Justin and James both texted me this morning and I randomly saw Michael at Starbucks yesterday. I think I'm having my graveyard week
by pela January 10, 2018
Get the graveyard week mug.A “blah week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “blah week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “blah week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “blah week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.
by hopscotchbooger April 19, 2010
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A full week of pure fuckery. Usually done the week before a party, a group of friends must come up with a new dare every day of the week for each individual. If the person declines the dare or fails, the group decides on a punishment.
by Kegsmasher69 January 15, 2019
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