Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.

Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.

by WKUforever March 23, 2024

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WAG

The more SFW version of WAP that is somehow a shit ton worse.

Stands for "Wet and Gushy"

"That mac n cheese sure looks WAG"

"WHAT THE FU-"

by Oofthatsucks February 22, 2022

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Wag

Used for naming gay people (what a gay)

look at maddi, wag.

by waheyy69 January 29, 2017

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Often used to explain a situation where a naive or ignorant person made decisions that caused them personal greif or suffering, where a competent person would consider common knowledge.

U$er: I can't print from my computer to my printer!
Bill: You can't print from your computer? Let's clear your browser's cookies and cache, restart 4 times and we should probably reformat the computer too.
...3 hours later...
WAG - spent 180 minutes fixing a paper jam

by Steeeef January 29, 2019

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