wrecked

The status of a women after she has had kids.

Dude, I might hit it, but no way am I dating a woman who is wrecked.

by ebel January 5, 2009

train wreck

When explosive diarrhea meets a chocolate shotgun (look up separate definitions)- feces explode out of the rear with such incredible force the victim is propelled up and off the toilet, causing crap to be thrown/splashed in all directions and contaminating the entire bathroom, including mirrors, shower, sink, and, in bad cases, the ceiling.

1) Dude I got a charlie horse in my thigh right when I had a chocolate shotgun, and now there's been a train wreck in your bathroom. Good luck with the resale value bro!

by iknowfrompersonalexperiences July 22, 2010

Train wreck

Cher.

I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.

by Nerd Flanders January 23, 2009

Wreck and die

1) What happens when you don't listen to the recommendations of your car care adviser.

2) What happens when you piss of your mechanic and parts "go missing" on your car.

3) What happens when you drive a Toyota.

This bitch needs a new license plate light, or else she's gonna wreck and die.

That dude was a total fuck stick, he's gonna wreck and die.

Dude 1: My dad just bought a Toyota.
Dude 2: He's gonna wreck and die.

by wreck and die March 4, 2010

wrecking ball

when your girlfriend or wife is sleeping climb over her face and hold your balls right above her.. then scream wrecking ball. hopefully she jumps up and slams her face into your balls!

(you say) honey.... are you sleeping. WRECKING BALL ! ! (she says) what the... OUCH !!

by zanoose September 30, 2007

train wreck

VERY ugly woman.

Dude, was she a wreck?
Worse, she was a train wreck.

by Stevo August 29, 2003

train wreck

When 2 or more men successfully run a train (have sex) on a woman one after the other.

She'd be a fucking train wreck!

by D. Cosman December 7, 2006