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T.P. Virus

The reason all the tp is gone, also known as tp-pocalypse, rise of the tp zombies, and WWTP. Linked to overblown panic over covid 19/ coronavirus
Me:Remember back in 2020 when we freaked out about the t.p. virus?
You: yeah..... i about died.....
by Frickstar March 16, 2020
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Maiden's Virus

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles
Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!
by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008
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Quibble Virus

E-disease that kills people . . . caused by exposure to endless quibbling through electronic channels tv, email, texting, web-surfing, phoning, tweeting.
Quibble Virus or Viral Quibbling kills more people per year, from stress related disease, than any organic virus like AIDs, Herpes, Malaria, or H1N1.
by Vid Opina August 13, 2009
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Schulte Virus

A virus contracted after having sex with a male with the last name of Schulte. After breaking up or not seeing each other the woman will go on a whoring rampage to get the same satisfaction she received from the Schulte, only to be disappointed.
After contracting the Schulte virus Jennifer began to find people to satisfy her sexual desires, only to be dissapointed. She slept with her new boyfriend, her boyfriend's brother and sister, and a number of others. Her reputation soon spread and she became known as the town bicycle. She soon dropped out of high school, got pregnant, and married a low life bum.
by gebrangoodboy November 22, 2011
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Vine virus

When you are completely addicted to the app Vine, and end up spending hours watching hundreds of vines.
"I've been wasting all my time watching Lohanthony's vines these days!"
"Dude I think you have vine virus."
by Lohanthonylover0223 September 3, 2013
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Willy Mays Hayes Virus

n. when an athlete's ego inflates to epic proportions. No project outside of sports is off limits, and the allure of Hollywood only fuels the sickness. The athlete never realizes the ineptitudes of their efforts, because they are so successful in the original sport/area of expertise.
Originates from the Character in the movie Major League, played by Omar Epps and Wesley Snipes. He became to big for his britches and turned to hollywood and endorsements to fulfill his surging ego.
Shaquille O'Neal first became infected with the Willy Mays Hayes Virus upon filming such masterpieces as Kazaam and Steel.
by Nastruthomas February 21, 2010
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