Vulture-mode

Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and passively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embarassing desktop or icons (or embarassing icon names, such as "My Shit" instead of "My Computer") with randomly opened windows.

(1) "I can't open that link right now, Vulture-Mode."
(2) DM: "Pause guys. Vulture-Mode."

by nevermoar April 08, 2009

Vultured off

When you listen to the VULTURES 1 or VULTURES 2 album and you stroke your "mini yeezy" (if you know what I mean) to the beat of whichever song off the albums

Person 1: "CARNIVAL always gets me hard as hell, genuinely vultured off to that shit last night."
Person 2: "Nah, CARNIVAL's overrated. I done vultured off to FIELD TRIP 25 times a day, I don't give a shit about my cock getting infections."

by yeezylover45 November 30, 2024

Vultures 1

Vultures 1 is Kanye West's and Ty Dolla $ign's 3rd collaborative album and 13th album overall.

Did you hear Kanye's new album Vultures 1?

by VerseDictionary June 07, 2024

comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.

by True Isopod February 01, 2018

ATM vulture

1.A woman who is always around to have access to a man's money.
2.A gravedigger who marries an old man,staying around till he dies to withdraw his cash/inheritance.

A: My girlfriend is always asking for money.
B: Sounds like you got yourself an ATM vulture.

by Kodiak October 15, 2023

Vulturing

is when a person or persons attempts to put claim on someones personal belongings or job while moving from one house to another or when a family member passes away, when the personal belongings or job are not being left behind.

Jack has already started vulturing me about my job.

by Phrogez"ribbit ribbit" September 24, 2014

Vulturing

When someone uses the recent passing of a beloved internet figure to pick as much clout as they can off of them

"I can't believe people are vulturing this guy." -random internet dude

by Hamborgar July 08, 2022