victim boner

A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.

The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.

by possiblyben February 24, 2019

Special Victims Breakdown

The act of bursting into the Law and Order Special Victims Unit Theme song, usually by humming or singing.

We saw a sketchy guy run into an alley, made eye contact, and dropped a Special Victims Breakdown. "dumm dumm dumm dumm dumb dimmm eoooo dum dumm DUM DUM"

by Nickikillz August 10, 2013

Victim brag

To publicly celebrate, highlight, brag about how one (or one's group) was victimized by others.

The greater the harm to the victim, the more notable the brag. The more perpetrators who did the harm, the more notable the brag.

There's john victim bragging again about how his teachers in high school wronged him by giving him tests that were too hard!

by Human Peacocking May 19, 2023

Victimizing

In retrospect, I do feel kind of bad victimizing people with my own pathology... Hmm...

Hym "How bad should I feel about this?"

Iam "I don't know... I feel bad about victimizing people with my own pathology sometimes."

Hym "I don't feel anything until someone opens their mouth crooked. The I feel good about it. It's all the justification I need."

Iam "I was supposed to be dead by now..."

Hym "So were those other pieces of shit. If I could find the person responsible..."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Victim

What a loser calls himself when attempting to blame his plight on others.

Fred claims to be a victim of capitalism, but is really a self-indulgent, ill-disciplined, loser.

by Naughty Daddy October 14, 2020

yt victim

a yt victim is someone who can’t hack a smoke

“Jake Carroll is a yt victim”

by Milk bottle December 4, 2020

i wanna be a victim

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them

“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”

by bamfwag March 17, 2024