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urban dictionary

A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.

It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
Urban Dictionary shows us we're all just a type, no matter how hard we try to escape or deny it.
by Nobody0000 September 16, 2009
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Urban dictionary

This hate-pit of a website that has been invaded by stupid teenyboppers. Here, women bitch about men 24/7 to take out their frustrations, and men right horrid, disgusting definitions about sexual acts towards women. Others like to whine about video games, their parents, their friends that we've never even met and comic books. Originally intended for slang, but good luck with any of that.

This moderator-less hunk of junk is fueled by only stereotypes and hatred, with editors that can't do their job for shit. This is my 3rd time trying to add this definition, while complete and utter bullshit gets put on here.
The following example is a REAL Urban dictionary "definition":

Boys- fuck them all there all out there everywhere to either break your heart, make your life missrible, or just ruin your life completely. sometimes there wonderful and everything but then they turn, mean are all cheaters they will do it at least once in your relationship, there liers and they all are so ladys DONT BELEAVE REALLY ANYTHING THAT THEY SAY to you cuz most of the time there just trying to either get you in bed or just want a girlfriend so say they got one, well what i say about them is just FUCK THEM ALL and just DONT TRUST THEM AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
by I hate makings namessss August 1, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A website where one can either get references to sex, or helpful definitions, but usually the first one.
Poor Soul: I looked up monkey on the internet, and apparently it’s a name for the female genitalia.
Me: Urban Dictionary?
Poor Soul: Yep.
by SkyrimAndHerPeople October 26, 2019
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Urban Censorship

(n) a suppression of certain types of definitions without explanation on a supposedly free Internet forum
Sometimes new definitions submitted to this website become ghost posts; this is a form of Urban Censorship. One tends to wonder why a short and simple definition for one-termer was confirmed but never posted while a huge definition for Operation Iraqi Freedom that rambles on an on for several pages is allowed to remain.
by fduck January 12, 2004
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Urban the screamer

Urban the screamer is an AI generated video game that jankylankyTV has to try and buy with the help of an AI from GameStop
I was looking to buy the video game over Urban the screamer
by Lil' Sweet October 14, 2021
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Urban Thesaurus

a book synonymous with making you sound cooler instead of just smarter.
Sven wanted to talk like the cool kids so all he wished & dreamed for was an Urban Thesaurus to aid him in replacing his square terminology with the right type of jargon. Sven would use an Urban Thesaurus to learn to say pimpin' instead of "swell" or WTF?! instead of "jeepers." Sadly, Sven died a virgin because an Urban Thesaurus doesn't F*ing exist.
by Super Sal September 23, 2009
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urban dixationary

The process of being so fixated with reading Urban Dictionary entries that you find yourself in a possibly endless loop of looking up that next word, e.g., "Nearby Words", I mean "Show More"; I will definitely stop after "Newest Words".
John told me he spent 8 hours looking up one word on Urban Dictionary the other day, but I think it was more like he was in stuck in urban dixationary mode if you ask me. urbandictionaried wikipedia loop
by thematrixhasewe January 4, 2010
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