Uncle Dip

Uncle dip (Kyle Cornelius Dipp) is a 57 year old pedophile who was taken away by the U.S Government but as escaped and on a rampage to molest all of the little kids in town. If you ever see a 2004 Chrome Toyota Camry with a license plate of bronze plating on the letters but not numbers run away as fast as you can. Beware for he dosen’t care who or what he takes to molest, he will “do” anything…
He will seem like a nice old man but once you get into his car, he changes his personality.

Bystander - Uncle dip? Why did you touch that little girl?
Uncle dip - age is just a number…
Bystander - *dials 911*

by Lkahsnskkzbsjajsbdndnssnman September 24, 2022

Your [uncle] bisexual

Nicknamed the “ silent killer “ for it’s brutality

Bob: your mom gay and ur dad lebian and your granny tranny

Edward: your uncle bisexual

Billy: *melts*

by Mc oof March 11, 2018

Your uncle tonight

Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!

*It's raining and you're changing clothes*

Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?

Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.

You: Get the fuck out of here!

Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!

Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*

by gayishomo March 6, 2019

13th Uncle

A creepy uncle that touches little kids.

John: Is there anything I should know before I come to the family reunion?
Mike: Yeah, make sure you stay away from my 13th uncle. He's a weirdo.

by Cheddar Bunnies November 26, 2020

Whatsapp Uncle

A person who spreads news or gives opinions without qualification, certification, or proper education. Normally seen on Whatsapp spreading fake news, and not quoting proper sources. They normally think of themself to always be right when they are usually wrong.

A Whatsapp Uncle is a graduate of Whatsapp University.

Khalid: "Did you see this Hadith about the Prophet Uncle Yasir sent me?"
Omair: "Always verify what Uncle Yasir says, he is a Whatsapp Uncle!"
Khalid: " You are right, first he told me Corona Virus was fake, now he is telling me the vaccination is fake. He is such a Whatsapp Uncle."

by Wiseguy0909 July 23, 2021

late night creepy uncle

A person in a position of authority who molests young children

Did you hear Merl Cook got convicted of buggering a whole first grade class? I believe when he was young he had a late night creepy uncle.

by chris carpenter December 29, 2013

Fuck ur uncle

i) A term which is used as a comeback to anything or an anyone that is in disagreement with a statement that you have made.

ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.

Example A:

Fred: I don't like you

You: Fuck ur uncle

Fred: *will most likely just shut up*

Example B:

Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?

You: Fuck ur uncle!

Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*

by cookieninja_ September 10, 2019