by Steen888 April 15, 2017
Get the Nerf turfmug. When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024
Get the Surf n' Turfmug. To destroy grass by spinning the wheels of a vehicle on it, typically as a quick and easy way to get revenge on a suburban property owner.
by Rat Zap November 28, 2019
Get the turfmug. 1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.
My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012
Get the Turf Derpmug. turf·ing | “to turf”
A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.
Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.
Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.
A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.
Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.
Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.
Girl 1: “Yo is this a darty or what?”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”
by datdmt May 15, 2025
Get the Turfingmug. 
Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 4, 2019
Get the surf 'n' turfmug.