by NutterButter November 19, 2007
Get the Tantalus mug.A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.
Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011
Get the Tuna can penis mug.After you dismount from having sex with your partner you then push your partner off the bed onto the floor very quickly
by dex14us August 31, 2005
Get the Tuna drop mug.a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.
b. a nickname for the penis in general.
b. a nickname for the penis in general.
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
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