Toyota Will Cypha

The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.

If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul

You're actually here?!

A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"

by cyphalvr January 24, 2022

Toyota Crown

A word commonly inherited by mouth breathers and glue eaters who think they know what a good car is

“Hey bro do you like cars”?
“Yeah i love the Toyota Crown”
“Fuck off you absolute piece of shit”

by Crown Hater December 20, 2019

Toyota

Nerds. No more no less.

Toyota: We don’t want our cars being involved in illegal street racing.
Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 25, 2019

Toyota Driver

All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.

When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.

Man, what's holding the left lane up? Of course it's a Toyota driver!

by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025

Toyota Prius C

Worst car ever made. I want to pit manuver one so badly. I hate all prius compacts

Annabelle: I drive a Toyota Prius C!

Me asf: pit manuvers it

by adrianjin07 July 12, 2024

toyota trifecta

Used to describe a defective product or item of poor value. Etymology-originally used to describe three recall notices on one vehicle.

"Honey, why did you buy that! It's another toyota trifecta that'll end up in the trash."

by Wnrdog May 16, 2010

Mk4 Toyota Supra

10 Year old kid: It’s the fastest car in history because of the 2JZ-GTE, it comes from factory with 10000000 horsepower and can smoke Lamborghinis and Bugattis. It also can go into space and shoot lasers out of its headlights.

In Reality: Makes 321 horsepower and is only famous because people make it go fast in a straight line.

Car Wash Employee: “Is that a Mk4 Toyota SUPRAAAAAA”

by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024