All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.
When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
by HockeyBinge January 14, 2025
The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.
If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul
You're actually here?!
A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
by cyphalvr January 25, 2022
When you buy a piece of crap used truck, and it costs more money to fix everything, than the original price of the truck
by Not my job Dalton April 03, 2020
A Toyota Prius. Well below the commuter standard of a Toyota Corolla, which is tepid in the eyes of most men. A driving experience that is the polar opposite of an unattainable and desirable car.
by Phytosanitary October 03, 2021
(n). Any older model of Toyota, specifically a 2003 Toyota Corolla, whose undercarriage and frame forms big pockets of rust and can be peeled off with one's finger after many years. The rust is so prevalent and brittle, it comes off in like potato chips.
for years, I drove a Toyota Corroded. While it got 40 miles to the gallon on gas, the frame started to fall apart. The rust came off in potato chip-like flakes, due to rust on the undercarriage. At 250,000 miles, it became a rust bucket.
by boggler January 28, 2019