tomas

gay

wow did you see Tomas today? he's soOOoo gay!

by frickfracketysnicksnackety May 22, 2019

Tomasina

The kindest person you'll ever know. Tomasina is a ray of sunshine that'll always brighten your day. She can be a little annoying and dramatic, but this just adds to her character. You'll be lucky if you ever find a Tomasina to be friends with

Tomasina, you're draining the tank too much! The fish will die!

by Camaroni Macaroni November 9, 2019

b-tomb

An evolution of b-bomb in which one is not restricted to balancing books on one's boner, but many random household objects.

Balancing Things On My Boner = B-Tomb

"Look at this B-tomb I have going a hoy hoy hoy!!!!!! I have an apple PIE on there! APPLE PIE!!!!"
"HERE YOU GO, HAVE ANOTHER APPLE PIE FOR YOUR B-TOMB"
"Thanks nananannanananananananananananana!"

"Hey Bubba, look at my b-tomb, a-hoy-hoy-hoy!
"I'll b-tomb you, you stupid kid" *BWAM*
"-huec!"

etc.

by Ignite February 15, 2008

Tombstone Tackle

to have sex with a girl bent over a tombstone doggie style, and to use any form of protection on hand such as a condom, rubber glove, plastic wrap, or garbage bag

Last night I drank a liter of smirnoff twist and tombstone tackled this dirty whore in the graveyard.

by chris wallace May 15, 2007

Tomas

The most stupid grape juice lover you will ever meet!

Tomas is DUMMY STUPID!

by Jefferson23 June 28, 2019

tombstone teeth

Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.

"That old Mrs Webster has some serious tombstone teeth. They're all yellow..."

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

Femboy Tomboy

A male that is simultaneously very effeminate, and very sporty. An exceedingly rare harmony of two polar opposites to create the ultimate being.

Person 1: I just met this dude online that is half British and half Irish. He could be either a femboy or a complete chad. This could go either way.
Person 2: No no no, clearly this guys is a Femboy Tomboy. If he isn't I owe you something.
Person 1: Honestly, that sounds kinda hot.

by Fragrance D December 5, 2020