kicked in the junk

kicked in the genitals.

When I found out she was sleeping around on me, I felt like I was kicked in the junk.

by wee beastie April 22, 2006

junk hole

hole in the front of a guys underwear where he whips it out to piss.

"hey, do your boxers have a junk hole? because mine do!"

by lillikins September 2, 2009

Junk drawer

A draw full of miscellaneous items common in the Midwest.

“Where are the *insert random object name*?”
“Look in the junk drawer!”

by Kelseyhaha October 16, 2018

junk in the trunk

A medical term used to describe a female with a disproportionately large gluteus maximus region in relation to the rest of her body. Scientists have discovered that, in this condition, any food eaten by the afflicted turns immediately to fat then migrates rapidly to the gluteus maximus. Research has found that this ailment is widespread throughout many areas of North America and is oddly prevalent in African-American females. While there is no known cure, as long as there are males of the species and alcohol remains readily available, these females are still well-received in society.

White Guy: Hey Snoop...that Maltliqueisha has some serious Junk in the Trunk, huh?

Snoop: What tha hizzle did you say to me, cracka?

White Guy: Uh...it has to be 4:20 somewhere...

Snoop: I thank I forgot sumpin' in ma car (ya know what I'm sayin')...I'll return in a minizzle.

White Guy: Word!

by Illiterate December 28, 2005

junk in the trunk

a girl that has a nice big round ass

all of you fat white chicks taking pictures of yourself dont have junk in the trunk, youve just got a big fat flabby white ass, a nice ass is round and on a girl with a tight body, so stop posting pics of urself and posting them definitions like these

by sycop September 6, 2005

junk mail

1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services

I am sick of getting this junk mail.

by Light Joker March 12, 2006

funny junk

1 website, www.funnyjunk.com

2 random funny stuff. ex somthing completely random but oddly hilarious.

1: bob: hey jim did you check out funny junk today?
jim: yah, pokohomo but the funniest thing ever up.

2: tim: hey joe look at this guy ride is motorcicle backwars on the highway!
joe:thats some funny junk

by tibbly September 6, 2010