Shelf Tities

Natural breasts that are so huge and horizontal in orientation that they could in theory be used as a shelf of sorts. Shelf Tities most often occur on obese black women, but on occasion can be seen on massive white and hispanic women. Shelf Tities must be natural, ie, huge breasts created via breast implants do not apply.

Guy 1: Hey man, look at that fat woman over there.

Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!

Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.

by SSS383 October 30, 2007

titasstrophe

catastrophe that happens to ass and breasts as it becomes saggy. so unpleasant to look at. a real turn off.

grannies are real titasstrophe

by ArahVictoria February 16, 2006

Tinis

A small penis also know as a small cock.

I had sex with this dude and he had a tinis

by Lois griffin November 26, 2017

oh si titi

to tell to your lover when you spent good time with him

when i see my lover i just wanna tell him: "oh si titi!!"because i love him.

by sandrawalger January 21, 2006

Timism

The ability to start over and over and over and over again, without ever learning anything

you get caught, you try again, same shit, different state

by smarterthanthat May 5, 2004

titicaca

A newbie in TacOps.

Look at titicaca!

by Shh73v3 March 9, 2003

swiming in Titicaca

Treating some one as though they are good enough to play the games, but then when they realize their nose is red they can't join in on any games.

"He's playing risky business with all that swimming in Titicaca he's doin"

by Kefka March 8, 2004