thumper

a very religious person. one who always refers to the bible in everyday conversation.

i can't stand those bible thumpers always gettin' in my shit about drinking and sex.

by tony January 28, 2004

thumassticate

(verb)standing around with your thumb up your ass. in effect, to stand around doing absolutely nothing.

1.There was nothing to do but thumassticate.
2. He's such a thumassticator
3. "what a boring day, i was totally thumassticated".
4. she exemplifies the world of thumasstification.

by elkfeld October 19, 2004

Trumpability

The potential of a political candidate to be elected due to name recognition in spite of their complete lack of moral character or experience.

"Don't worry, he won't get elected. He's a convicted felon."
"I don't know, he may have just enough trumpability to pull it off."

by Mr. Lumbergh August 31, 2018

Trumpacity

The ability to state something wildly and obviously false, racist, misleading, or contradictory without irony or shame.
Portmanteau of Trump and audacity.

"Did you hear what he just said about the Puerto Rican community?"
"Yeah, that took some serious trumpacity."

by Mr. Lumbergh September 7, 2018

Bible Thumper

Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..

My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!

by Carl Juniors' son January 23, 2014

thumpfluid

the stuff that squirts out when you elbow drop a pregnant womans stomach.

"Macho Man Randy Savage did a seminar at the maternity ward last week and there are still thumpfluid stains all over the walls."

by glimpze740 July 4, 2008

Bible-Thumper

Bible Thumper (noun) (1)used to describe an individual who believes in the absolute word for word truth of the bible to the absolute exclusion of all other philosophical, spiritual, esoteric and religious belief systems. (2)Person who has been irretrievably brainwashed into believing that the bible is true in every word despite considerable evidence that it is based on the Sumerian Tablets and Vedas but altered heavily so it appears 'godly' and 'creationy'. Refuses to acknowledge that the bible was considerably altered by Emperor Constantine and the Council of Niscea around 500AD.
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)

Fred) the bible is totally true every word!!
Joe) Bible-Thumper.....

by GlycerineOxide May 31, 2014