cock thumping

When you slap your erect penis onto something

"Where did they go?" "They're off cock thumping each other's fleshbridge."

by ThunderThumbs55 December 22, 2016

Thumpy

A nickname given to bats or clubs that have been modified with nails, spikes, bullet-point arrowheads, etc., to amplify the damage inflicted. Named so for the thumping noise it makes when it hits a target.

That crackhead took four good whacks from Thumpy before he stopped begging for change.

by ScrapIronJaw November 8, 2010

Crust-Thumper

Crust-thumper, noun; a person, typically male, who engages in the sexual act of crust thumping.

Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.

Inquisitive friend: "Hey Ben, where are you off to?"

Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."

No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"

by crust_thumper August 4, 2011

Tub Thumping

A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.

Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

I Thumped her Pumpkin

This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.

Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...

Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...

by Clinton Shanley April 11, 2008

thulk

The bottom crunchy part of a brownie

"Hey man, you gonna eat that thulk?"

by billyceon May 17, 2004

butt thump

To insert ones penis into the anus of another

Dude! I just butt thumped you!

by Maximillian June 29, 2003