Jukebox-Weasel

A creepy person who often sings quietly in the background or trys to join in group singing when they're not really in the group.

"what was she saying when she was stood behind us?"
"i dont know i think she was singing,"
"Omg what a jukebox-weasel."

by mongchariotforhire July 31, 2009

Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.

I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???

by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.

Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.

by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015

weasel-tastic

of or pertaining to weasel like godliness

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic

by molly and dylan April 28, 2008

Snatch Weasel

An individual who hunts down pussy constantly. Displaying behavior similiar to the cartoon weasel in Bugs Bunny cartoons. One who only concern is to fill the gap of some poor unsuspecting victim at any cost.

Look at Leo, that fuckin snatch weasel, he's been hitting on that same drunk bitch all night just waiting for her to pass out.

by Beaner0731 March 26, 2011

Skinny Weasel

A skinny white boy (Usually an adult) who thinks he is the shit, When in reality he's nothing special.
Often seen trying to pick fights with people double his size.

Person 1: Wow is he really trying to pick a fight with Johnny??
Person 2: He's just a skinny weasel

by It's Danny December 1, 2014