by 420pizzarolleater69 November 06, 2016
a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
by use pi, bitch! September 07, 2008
The act of recording yourself taking a poop, and then reversing the video so the poop goes back into your butthole like a vacuum.
by Poop Vacuum November 05, 2017
by Deepration December 23, 2021
A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob
"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR May 19, 2022
Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum
by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019
The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)
<.......>
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?
<.......>
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.
<.......>
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)
<.......>
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?
<.......>
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.
by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009